Did somebody order A LARGE HAM?

Hi guys. Some of you know me by now. I've played my share of 3rd and miss it a little, though I do like that 4th is less prone to being broken. Seriously, 3rd had more loopholes than the US tax code. My characters are generally pretty off the wall, with a laundry list of mental problems. Sanity is boring.

To those who have me as their GM, I would like to apologize in advance for what I am going to subject your characters to.

Your appology is NOT accepted. As you say, sanity is boring. If you were to provide the average and rampant hack-n-slash for the average runner, my guess is that you would not have ever even found this place, nor would you last long. Without an appreciation for the flaw in humanity, and that being projected forward through our characters, no one can be a good gamer. And I am more than happy to leave that as an absolute statement.

Thus: Never appologize for who you are.

HaHA! Well spoken. Very well! Let none be safe from the soul devouring horrors of my creation. So it is spoken! SO SHALL IT BE!

And, for all those who need a scapegoat for the evils which The Devil of Vanya will visit upon us all: I humbly, but in the best possibly humor, submit myself.